Ok, it's been awhile since there's anything from the Just For Laughs corner, thus I'm gonna update that by sharing a funny one.
Subject: Best divorce letter !!
Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut,
had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
all of your shows.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't
love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain
together! Have a great life!
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Dear EX-wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a
good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much
because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that
doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not
to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with my brother, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the ￡49.99
price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica ..
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born
Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.
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