Look at this interesting story, I doubt any guy can pass the test. The story is in Chinese, I will try to translate it into English at the bottom, of course read the orginal text in Chinese is more interesting.
我就要和相處一年的女友結婚了，毫無疑問，我很高興。
唯一困擾我的是，我未來的小姨子，一個20歲的辣妹。 她喜歡穿緊身的低胸 T-Shirt 以及迷你短裙。 她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰，更要命的是在別的男人面前她從不這麼做。
直到那一天，我未來的小姨子 Call 我，讓我去看看請柬的準備情況。 當我到時，她家只有她一個人，迎接我的是她無盡幽怨的眼神說：我愛的人結婚 了，新娘不是我，我現在唯一想做的即是在你結婚之前，把我獻給你。
她在樓梯上對我說：我在臥室等你，如果你決定了，就上樓來找我。 當她走到樓梯的盡頭，和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的是她眼中的期待。
我呆立了一分鐘，然後做了我當時唯一能做的事：拉開大門，走向我的汽車。 門外，我未來的岳父大人濁淚橫流，給了我一個惡狠狠的擁抱：good boy，我們家 的測試你已經通過了，歡迎你加入到我們的大家庭。
這個故事告訴我們 ...........
保險套_放在車上是對的!
This guy is going to get married with his girlfriend, so of course he is happy.
The only trouble is his future sister-in-law, who is 20 year-old. Always wearing a low cut and mini-skirt. And only bend in front of him but not other guys.
So one day, she call him, and tell him that he is the one she loves, so she decided to give him the day before he get married.
And she will be waiting for him in her room, when he is ready just enter.
He feel surprise and wait and think. Then rush out to his car. But when he open the door, the parent-in-law feel so happy, and say "you pass the test!"
So the moral of the story: put the condom on car!
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