Jessica Simpson's Dog Was Eaten By Coyotes

STOP selling Jessica Simpon small dogs! On top of the bad luck she has with men and a failing career, Jessica Simpson just had her Maltese, Daisy, stolen by a coyote right in front of her eyes. Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter yesterday in an effort to find her missing dog Daisy:

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

WTF, she think coyotes read Twitter? The only thing that they might find of that dog now are a few bones and if they are lucky some fur. What the hell she think coyotes do to small animals? Not to be the bearer of bad news, but usually when wild coyotes take a small dog, that dog is food. Anyhow, hopefully this incident will teach us that Jessica Simpson should not allow to have children. Not ever!

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Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980 in Abilene, Texas, U.S.A.) is an American singer, actress, and television personality who rose to fame in the late 1990s. She has achieved seven Billboard Top 40 hits, and has three gold and two multi-platinumRIAA-certified albums. Simpson starred with her then-husband Nick Lachey in the MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. She ventured into the country music market in 2008 and released Do You Know.