Very funny political jokes....

I should mention first, no offense to anyone or any country. Just a joke, have a laugh.

The cycle of missing goes like this in Malxxsia:

Get Vixxnaxxse workers, dogs missing.
Get Banxxadexxi workers, Malay girls missing.
Get Inxxxxxian workers, money missing.
Get Ixxixn workers, jewelleries missing.
Get Chxxxse workers, husbands missing.
Call the police, the evidence goes missing.
Call the lawyers, the judge go missing.
Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing.
Change the government, funds go missing.
Say something and you may be missing.

And one more even more powerful....

How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malxxsia from Hell? You'd be surprised!

Elizabeth, Bush and Baxxwi die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Elizabeth says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Bush wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US to see how the financial problem is being solved. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars. He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Baxxwi is jealous. He says I want to call Malxxsia . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find $$$. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you? The devil replies: only one dollar. Baxxwi is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.

The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.


his remind me of a joke, one guy from Russia ask an America guy, when is your "erection" day? And the America guy answer "Everyday!".