You can pay the small food at the counter that accept the silver

If someone tell you "you can pay the small food at the counter that accept the silver", do you understand what he / she means? Even worst, if he / she rush to you and say "hey.. carefully meet", I am sure you will ignore it and BANG. Why? Take a look at the photos below then you will understand.

I am sorry for those who cannot understand mandrin. Basically these are some translation joke. Sometimes poeple do the direct translation, on word by word. So the so called "carefully meet" is "becareful of your head". The so called "small food" is "snack". And the counter that "accept silver" is actually the "cashier", silver is used as money in the past.

So next time if you are travelling around, and see some funny words like these, I can only wish you good luck.

Very funny political jokes....

I should mention first, no offense to anyone or any country. Just a joke, have a laugh.

The cycle of missing goes like this in Malxxsia:

Get Vixxnaxxse workers, dogs missing.
Get Banxxadexxi workers, Malay girls missing.
Get Inxxxxxian workers, money missing.
Get Ixxixn workers, jewelleries missing.
Get Chxxxse workers, husbands missing.
Call the police, the evidence goes missing.
Call the lawyers, the judge go missing.
Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing.
Change the government, funds go missing.
Say something and you may be missing.

And one more even more powerful....

How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malxxsia from Hell? You'd be surprised!

Elizabeth, Bush and Baxxwi die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Elizabeth says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Bush wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US to see how the financial problem is being solved. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars. He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Baxxwi is jealous. He says I want to call Malxxsia . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find $$$. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you? The devil replies: only one dollar. Baxxwi is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.

The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.


his remind me of a joke, one guy from Russia ask an America guy, when is your "erection" day? And the America guy answer "Everyday!".

Are you a male man?

If someone ask you, are you male or female? How are you going to answer.... Look at this, it is stated Male Man, so if lady will it be the Female Man? Or Female Woman? And even funny for the second case, do you dare to use the "Used Tissue"? Some more it is not free, you got to buy it, buy a "used tissue". And the final one, is having "water under construction".

So next time remember buy some used tissue when you enter male man.

One bike can carry 2, 5, or 9 kids?

Previously show you the limit of a bike, be it 6 piggy, 2 pigs or 1 elephant. Here is the 2nd part, can you guess how many kids can a bike carry? 2? 5 is the limit? Then I am sorry, you are wrong and grealy underestimate the power of a bike. 5 is the limit for full grown adult, and the limit for the kids is..........

Here comes the 5 kids:
And the limit for kids is.. 9!!
How about adult?
Is the one in front and the one at the back that doing the "nose-digging" giving signal? Do you see any driver?

What is the limit of a bike? 6 piggys, 2 pigs, or 1 elephant

hat do you think is the limit of a motorbike or bicycle? Two or three persons? Then you really under estimate this great invention of the world. I can tell you, it can take 6 piggys or 2 pigs or 1 small elephant easily. So don't be surprise if you see two pigs right beside you when you stop at traffic light.

Next time show you some photos with one bike that has 5 or 6 kids on top.

Pirated Nike and Kappa

Take a look at these nearly like real pirated Nike and Kappa. Especially the Kappa one... it is so funny. One called Koppa, and one called Nappa, and pay special attention to the Nappa, see what the couples are doing. The guy is smoking and ...... haha....
This Hike is a bit different from Nike.

Can you sleep like them?

Sometimes if really tired, I think sleep in the train or bus is my limit. Especially during student times, when need to "study" until late night. Now, much better, at most just late for work.... But take a look at these people, their sleeping position is so high standard, really need to have a good balance. And check out the last one...

Uncle, watch TV so closed, bad for eyes.

Most hi-tech roller coaster

Beyond Imagination: Greatest Compilations

Beyond imagination 1: These thieves are daring

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under Funny on Monday, December 08, 2008

These polices think they are clever, caught the thieves in red....

but who knows.. their cars...........

Beyond imagination 2: They are "creative"

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under Funny on Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Do you know what is speechless, when you see these photos, then maybe you can understand what is speechless. These people do something that is so far.... out of your imaginiation. How can such things happen? They are too humour or.......

Next one is even.... powerful

Like to have one?

Beyond imagination 3: These bicycles act like truck, and the trucks act like....

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under Funny on Wednesday, December 10, 2008

These are not just bicycles, they are super bicycles, because they stack the goods as tall as a lorry. If you can have such a bicycles, why you still need a truck? Don't worry, I will show you why a truck is still needed.

Because the truck is needed to carry many trucks....

How can this be allowed on the road? Really terrible..........

Beyong imagination 4: 69 on the bike

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under Funny on Thursday, December 11, 2008

Riding a bike, you need to keep the balance. And still need to perform such a high technical style, must be difficult. But this couple can do it very well. And the bike is on the move. The camera man has a very fast reaction.

Do you see how his leg cross in between her hand and leg?

Guys.. if you want to reduce your fat.... here got some tips

Here's one from Agnes Tan of Singapore again...

This is a very funny one, the calorie counter for the sexual act. For example.... after the business.. if you just lying on bed it will only consumes 18 cal, but if you get up immediately, it consumes 36 calories, and if you need to explain why you get out of bed immediately, it will consumes 516 cal! This is not the best part yet. Click on the figure to see the enlarge one.

See how much cal you lose when her father or your wife knocks on the door.

We just know that handphone, TV, all these electronic gadget have been getting advanced over the time. But do you know that today weapons are also very high tech. With LCD screen and can bend in directions. So you can hide there but shoot somewhere not directly infront of you. Not sure how heavy it is. So take a look.

Looks fun, I never shot with such a gun before.

Only in Malaysia Part 3 - Shopping shopping

This is the last part of this series of "Only in Malaysia". Hope everyone enjoy, and seriously, no offense. I seriously think that Malaysian are more creative than Singaporean. At least they manaage to survive under any circumferences, else protection from goverment. So lets see what they are doing while shopping.

Do you see the one in the middle! That is the best!

Only in Malaysia Part 2 - Things you never see

Continue from the previous, here got a super funny one, the first one. Take a look. Frankly speaking, I don't know what is the 2nd one, but the 3rd one is special. How can a sign board upside down.

Anyone want the "live" fish?

Only in Malaysia Part 1 - Special washroom

I am going to start a 3 series on "Only in Malaysia". But I want to say first, no offense, these are just for laughs, hope everyone enjoy. So lets take a look at these two special toilet. The first one got a drink menu right besides the toilet bowl, maybe let you think about what to drink to compensate for what you lose in your business. In the next one, a toilet that can only pee, but not poo.

Stay tune for more... funny ones promised...

Only in Africa

These are some signs that you would never see in your country except Africa.


I think for the first one, they are trying to paint the swimming pool, and the second one they want hot water..... what do you think?


The sheep just like a baby, so cute...

Please don't touch yourself, let their staffs help you!

At this very suspicious supermarket. There is this sign "Please don't touch yourself, let us help you to try it out. Thanks". Not believe? Take a look at the photos.

The last one also funny, don't shit on the floor. Come on.. who will shit in public besides dog?